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vidkid145 · Joined: 03 Sep 2002 Posts: 121

Hey :confused: has any one had sex here and if so how did "U" do it how did it feel

Dawgy · Joined: 09 Feb 2002 Posts: 463

this reminds me of a monty python flying circus skit...

"...... WHATS IT LIKE?"

Shn · Joined: 10 Feb 2002 Posts: 738

well, i think it was painful for her when i did it.
She probably didn't like being hit and attached.
And maybe i should've asked her if she accepted to have sex.
Anyways, she was 8, so her opinion didn't really matter.

Also, she kept saying (well actually it was more like screaming...) "no no, please stop it, it's hurting.".
It was quite annoying :mad:

A few good hints for your first time (and your next times as well): bring a rope to attach her legs and arms so she won't hit you. Use an apple or something to put in her mouth so she'll shut up, cause it's really annoying :(
Oh and if she's more than 14 it's not that great, and she'll probably not be a virgin. So, my advice is to choose them young (8-10 years old) so you're sure you'll be the first one.

K, have fun and please take this post seriously !

ending phrase : :) enjoy life while you're still young and healthy, cause it won't last and you'll die soon anyways.

oddduck · Joined: 15 Mar 2002 Posts: 192

shn, do have you no tact? Rape isnt funny. Don't you ever think that maybe a girl here has been sexually assulted or raped. I mean seriously now, every time you say something like this against women, more of us are getting hurt. Everytime someone makes another off colour mockery of womens sexuality and the abuse of it more people can get away with the abuse. Can't you just shut up and keep your comments to yourself?

M0nKeY · Joined: 09 Feb 2002 Posts: 1235

vidkid Sadly, most of the time sex = being used

Oddduck You should give us a shure fire way to get laid. Theres got to be some trick you know that works on women. What is it damnit?!

Quote: A certain man said, "I know the shapes of Reason and of Woman." When asked about this, he replied, "Reason is four-cornered and will not move even in an extreme situation. Woman is round. One can say that she does not distinguish between good and evil or right and wrong and tum- bles into any place at all."

oddduck · Joined: 15 Mar 2002 Posts: 192

Actually the easiest way to get a girl interested in having sex with you, is give no big signs your interested in sex, give signs your interested in her, but not in sex. Like, the most sexually attractive men I've found listen to me when I talk (or at least are really good at faking it) and care about me as a person more then me as a sex object. The best way to suduce a woman (if your not in a rush) is to care, make breakfast in bed, rub her feet, watch chick movies, and I repeat, care about her feelings and be careful what you say to her, DO NOT HURT THE FEELINGS, DO NOT BLAME IT ON PMS etc.. Sure, you'll have to make a few sacrifices, but in the end, if you wait for her to want you, it just alot easier and she wont get hurt, and neither will you. Best of all, it was her idea. To vidkid145: I could tell you what sex is like for me, but (I think at least) you would like a guys opinion,

Marianne

Shn · Joined: 10 Feb 2002 Posts: 738

oddduck wrote:
...be careful what you say to her, DO NOT HURT THE FEELINGS, DO NOT BLAME IT ON PMS etc.. ...

Special note to oddduck: If you feel offended by any of the following, i'm not sorry. Now please give me a list of the topics that you might find offensive. In fact, everyone should give a list of topics they feel are offensive to them. Once this list is made, we'll be able to know what we're not allowed to joke or talk about.

For some girls, it seems very hard NOT to hurt their feelings.
So, just shut up and listen to them.
And don't try to say anything that would go against their opinion !
Do NOT criticize her !! Even if what you say it's true, she'll always feel offended.
If you want to talk, you'll have to be careful what you say, ALL THE TIME !
Before you want to say something, think about it ONE MONTH in advance ! Or else you might regret it and say something that might the over-sensitive persons females are.
Oh and only talk about stuff she would like to talk about.
Only say what she WANTS to hear.

Of course, this doesn't work with sluts.
And, you don't need to do all that with preteen girls neither, trust me.

Now, for some personal advice.
If you like a girl, try telling her what you're planning on doing to her, tell her that you want to fuck her gently for example.
If she accepts, it's all good !
If she doesn't, see my previous post for useful hints.

In the end, you'll always get what you want if you listen to me.

:D

vidkid145 · Joined: 03 Sep 2002 Posts: 121

:confused: how do you know if a girl likes you :bananna:

Shn · Joined: 10 Feb 2002 Posts: 738

That's a question i've got no answers for, sorry.

Anyways, never pay attention to "signs".
And it's not because a girl spends alot of time with you that she wants you.
It's not because you're the only guy in the whole school she accepts to talk to that she wants you !
It's not cause you often eat lunch with her that she wants you !!

GIRLS ARE FUCKING SLUTS WHEN THEY WANT TO !
And when they don't want to also (or so they say).

So be careful, they'll rip your heart off sooner or later.

Have a nice day.

Suislide · Joined: 09 Feb 2002 Posts: 657

i have a strange feeling that vidkid is gay

M0nKeY · Joined: 09 Feb 2002 Posts: 1235

I merged your threads... becasue this is kinda the same topic.

And usually when the shirt comes off, its safe to assume she likes you. :yes:

Suislide · Joined: 09 Feb 2002 Posts: 657

well what if your like shn and her shirt comes off becuase u ripped it off?

TuMTuM · Joined: 17 Feb 2002 Posts: 425

Ok, here is what its like, since obviously noone in here (except for Duckie) ever had sex. My experience is, that using your hand alone can become very boring. I tried to blow myself a couple of times, but it doesnt seem to work, cause im not athletic enough. I now try all sorts of stuff, like using only 1 finger, or do it multiple times (Like 4/5 times per day), each time you do it it feels better. Obviously (and now Im telling the truth!!!!) there are also some tricks that you can learn when you have so much experience that I have. The best one of them all, is to stop ejaculation while still having an orgasm. Yessir, I know this trick and its only because Ive studied ancient "Buddha Sex0r Secrets" (It was a magazine). It has something to do with pushing at the right spot, at the right time, and with enough power and youll have a whole different orgasm.

Anyway, if what duckie says would be true, then why the hell dont I have a girlfriend yet. I listen to their feelings, I do all kinds of stuff to please them (they tell me), but never ever do they want to be my girlfriend...
Sad? Yes, but my time will come... .

Speed_demon2k · Joined: 14 Mar 2002 Posts: 60

rOGER.........

If a girl likes you.........................................she'll tell you otherwise she's gay and you're gay.

oddduck · Joined: 15 Mar 2002 Posts: 192

Hum... i dunno, i never tell a guy i like him, if i dont know how he feels first, I dont wanna get hurt, and i think guys are the same why i mean... ugg.... pride is a bitch... getting the guts to go and talk to a guy can be impossible for me, if i ever did.. hell.. i have to like that guy alot, you really need to know about the girl your interested, i mean if shes dead shy and has approached you, thats a definite sign she likes you, if shes outgoing, she might just be being friendly....I'm more of a shy person myself,

Marianne