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Dawgy
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Posted: 10-18-2002 03:30 PM Post subject: Proper News! #2 |
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<center> The US finally has proof of Iraqi weapons of mass destruction </center>
George Bush, the president of the United States, gave out a press release today, with proof of iraqi weapons of mass destruction.
<center><img src="http://www.djammhaus.com/donkey.gif"></center>
Recent sattelite footage sheds light over the evil iraqi plan, codenamed "Donkey al kamikaze". The weapon itself are gene altered Donkeys that can fly up to 2000 miles without breaks with up to three tons worth of explosives, "The picture shows what kind of pure evil the US has to uproot" George W. said on the press release. A UN Commitee on the matter is expected to comment on this in the following week. - Dawgy
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<center> George submits "The demands of the nation" to Iraq </center>
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George W. Bush, The president of the United States submits today, the "Demands of the nation" to Saddam Hussein's Goverment in iraq today. The list of demands was presented today at the UN World council. Bush said that it was only appropriate that he would do the list himself, without any help from his advisors. The Iraqies must comply to everything on this list to avoid an attack from the US.
<center> The List of demands </center>
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cornflake
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Posted: 10-18-2002 04:03 PM Post subject: |
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r00fl3z |
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M0nKeY
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Posted: 10-18-2002 06:20 PM Post subject: |
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Yes.... Give him Norway! it would solve everything.
Your Enemee,
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stumpy_006
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Posted: 10-18-2002 09:56 PM Post subject: |
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lmao awsome |
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M0nKeY
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Posted: 11-05-2002 02:13 AM Post subject: |
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I like this one.... and I'm testing the new news layout. :p |
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Dawgy
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Posted: 11-05-2002 12:40 PM Post subject: |
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its quite sexy :D |
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