M0nKeY
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| Posted: 03-25-2003 05:36 AM Post subject: Gulf War Drinking Game |
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drink when:<ul><li>bush is called a crusader<br />x2 if its by saddam</li>
<li>saddam is called evil<br />x2 if its by bush</li>
<li>iraq troops surrender to the media<br />x2 if to a unmanned vehicle or inanimate object</li>
<li>iraq uses weapons it claims not to have</li>
<li>the united states uses weapons it won't allow iraq to have</li>
<li>a member of the media gets shot at<br /> a toast to the shooter if its ashleigh banfield(msnbc), geraldo riviera(fox), arron brown(cnn) or anyone from mtv</li>
<li>saddam uses a scud he doesnt have<br />x2 if its towards Israel</li>
<li>the united states terrorist threat level changes</li>
<li>the united states government tries to link iraq to 9-11</li>
<li>france goes pro US invasion</li>
<li>germany takes the side of the united states in a global war</li>
<li>Dominique de Villepin reminds you of that annoying rich kid in high school</li>
<li>someone implies tony blair is bush's bitch</li>
<li>someone implies scott ritter is Saddam's bitch</li>
<li>anybody 'warns' anybody</li>
<li>the word "escalation" is used</li>
<li>iraq and the united states are shown seated next to each other in the united nations</li>
<li>the media compares the war to blackhawk down<br />x2 if its because a blackhawk really goes down</li>
<li>a puppet government is installed in iraq<br />x2 if its by the puppet government installed in the US</li>
<li>saddam uses the word 'Zionist'<br />x2 if its bin laden</li>
<li>you change your opinion on the war</li>
<li>the media shows iraqi children in a hospital because of international sanctions<br />x2 if its because of american military action<br />finish your drink if saddam actually put them there, but claimed it was the united states</li>
<li>iraq promises full and complete cooporation with inspectors</li>
<li>Iraqi civilians greet Americans with cheers<br />x2 if its with bullets</li>
<li>the saudis do something the united states accuses iraq of doing</li>
<li>north korea does something the united states accused iraq of doing<br />x2 if they don't get away with it</li>
<li>al-jazeera is referred to as the "arab cnn"<br />finish your drink if cnn is referred to as the "american al-jazeera"</li>
<li>the conflict is compared to the vietnam war<br />x2 if the word "quagmire" is used</li>
<li>saddam goes missing<br />finish your drink if he is confimed killed</li>
<li>the pope is said to "pray for peace"</li>
<li>bush mispronounces the word 'nuclear'<br />finish your drink if its referring to a bomb that has gone off</li>
<li>richard armitage's neck shows up</li>
<li>if you can't find kuwait, bahrain, qatar, oman, or the united arab emirates on a map<br />x2 if you even own a map of the region<br />finish your drink if you can pronounce them all correctly</li>
<li>any of the following commentators are on tv:<br />x1 ken pollack, khidhir hamza, general wesley clark, col david hackworth, general bernard trainor, david kay, richard butler, thomas friedman, scott ritter, thomas andrews, anybody running for United States President<br />x2 general norman schwarzkopf, general walt boomer, general buster glosson, brent scowcroft, james baker, richard perle, william kristol, james woolsey, henry kissinger<br />x3 any former united states president</li>
<li>an actor or actress expresses an opinion on the war<br />x2 if this is the first time you've seen them in a year</li>
<li>an american reminds the french of world war one and two<br />x2 if a frenchman reminds the americans of the revolutionary war</li>
<li>saddam torches the oil fields</li>
<li>someone reports about or from "the arab street"</li>
<li>colin powell looks exasperated sitting at the u.n. security council<br />x2 if its because a country you didnt know exists is commenting on the war</li>
<li>anyone in the bush administration says "make no mistake"</li>
<li>the american military are told what to do by someone with no military experience<br />x2 if they dodged the vietnam draft<br />x3 if they dodged the vietnam draft, are an ex-governer of a southern us state, and ever held or holds the title of 'commander-in-chief'</li>
<li>tariq azziz's glasses get larger</li>
<li>somebody says saddam "tortures his own people"</li>
<li>you momentarly confuse george roberston with shrek</li>
<li>an arab country staging american troops speaks against the war</li>
<li>an arrow anti-missle missle is fired<br />x2 if it intercepts something</li>
<li>tom ridge laughs while discussing potential terrorists attacks</li>
<li>God picks a side<br />finish your drink if its not yours</li>
<li>somebody implies a blood for oil trade may be in progress<br />x2 if that person owns a S.U.V.</li>
<li>a protest sign attacks Bush directly<br />x2 if it attacks saddam directly</li>
<li>The united states bombs anything in iraq before the fighting 'offically' starts<br />x2 if iraq tries the same thing</li>
<li>Saddam is compared to Hitler<br />x2 if bush is compared to Hitler</li>
<li>someone compares the size of iraq to california or france</li>
<li>The media refers to itself as 'embedded'</li>
<li>someone says "shock and awe"</li>
<li>The words "Weapon(s) of Mass Destruction" are used<br />x2 if its shortned to "WMD"</li>
<li>A US Official uses the word "liberate"</li>
<li>Bush says "innocent civilians"</li>
<li>Bush quotes scripture<br />x2 saddam quotes the koran</li>
<li>Somebody says "between Iraq and a hard place"</li>
<li>A videophone craps out<br />x2 the anchor apologizes for it</li>
<li>Someone on TV says something contradictory to what is on their news ticker</li>
<li>A news correspondent asks if they can still be heard<br />x2 if they say "Can you hear me now?"<br />x3 if it is followed by a verizon wireless comercial</li>
<li>Any political or military leader refers to Australia</li>
<li>Saddam shoots a gun into the air</li>
<li>Saddam refers to George Bush as "little Bush" or "junior bush"</li>
<li>you see soldiers in gas masks<br/>x2 if they were actually necessary</li>
<li>an initial news report turns out to be false<br />x2 if the anchor openly admits it</li>
<li>this game is mentioned in the news<br />x2 if the bush twins are playing it</li>
<li>Bush directly addresses Iraqis<br />x2 Saddam directly addresses Americans</li>
<li>a saddam body double is seen<br/>stop drinking if you see two saddams</li>
<li>someone refers to "coalition of the willing"<br />x2 if is because a member is actually providing combat troops</li>
<li>someone refers to 'Halliburton'</li>
<li>Media cameras on the baghdad skyline focus on something that looks like an erect penis</li>
<li>someone reminds us that osama bin laden is still alive<br />x2 if he reminds us himself</li>
<li>The media refuses to report something because of operational security<br />x2 if its immediately followed by a commentator telling what will happen next</li>
<li>the media reports that something "is not the start of the war"<br />x2 if it involves any act of war</li>
<li>the military learns of something for the first time from the media</li>
<li>someone uses the term "cradle of civilization"</li>
<li>ari fleischer lies<br />x2 if it is directly to helen thomas</li>
<li>anybody says something about exercising a right to protest<br />x2 if its added that it what the troops are fighting for</li>
<li>on the baghdad traffic cam, a car runs a red light<br />x2 if it stops<br />x3 if its during a bombing</li>
<li>any coalition representative mentions securing oil fields<br />x2 if immediatly followed by "for the benefit of the iraqi people"</li>
<li>Afghanistan is mentioned</li>
<li>any anchor refers to their own coverage<br />x2 if it is about what they won't show</li>
<li>you are at any time shocked and awed<br />x2 if it has nothing to do with a bombing campaign</li>
<li>mohammed aldouri's combover gets sparser</li>
<li>someone uses the words 'mother of all...'<br />x2 if it is the leader of a country</li></ul></p> |
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