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oddduck · Sexy Bitch

<center>Happy New Year!</center>

****In the new year spirt, Its time to go, "Out with the old and In with the new". Which means, time to give your loving spouse the heave ho.****

In France Andrea divorced her husband Yves because he kept on snapping her bra strap in church. "He thought it was really funny, but I didn't" she complained.

Kitty of Salt Lake City, USA, decided she'd had enough of her husband when he refused to stop snipping off bits of her hair as she slept. He then stuck them onto puppets he made and sold in his toy shop.

In Stuttgart, Germany, a man named Wilhelm also had trouble with his wife in bed. He threw in the towel when his 37 year old wife Anna insisted her male psychiatrist should share the bed with them - she claimed it was so he could interpret anything Wilhelm said in his dreams.

Elsewhere in Germany Helga of Giessen got shot of her husband Rolf, after 6 months of sleeplessness brought about by his insistence on eating crunchy celery in bed throughout the night.
And finally, in Houston, Texas, an unhappy husband was granted a divorce because his wife insisted that every time he arrived home he should kiss her - then her mother, then each of their three cats.