First Man: "My laptop is running so slow and crashes all the time. I'm going to take it to the shop to check it for viruses."
Second Man: "I don't worry about viruses. Not many people know that viruses work in the back of the memory, and Windows is in the front of the memory. So it's something else."
now i thought that i was clueless when it came to some computer things but just how stupid can u be
# Customer: "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
# Tech Support: "Tell me what you've done."
# Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'."
# Tech Support: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."
# Customer: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."
# Tech Support: "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
# Customer: "What?"
# Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"
# Customer "No..."
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# Customer: "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
# Tech Support: "Tell me what you've done."
# Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'."
# Tech Support: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."
# Customer: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."
# Tech Support: "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
# Customer: "What?"
# Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"
# Customer "No..."
Replace "Customer" with "Suislide" and it all makes sense !
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