Mindcontroll Forum Index » >>>>>>>>>> TALK GOES HERE <<<<<<<<<< » A few reasons why prison is better than work    View previous topic :: View next topic  A few reasons why prison is better than work Posted: 09-02-2002 09:14 PM Holomatrix Pie! Joined: 10 Mar 2002 Posts: 38 IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. IN PRISON you get three meals a day (free). AT WORK you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself. IN PRISON you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK. IN PRISON a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you. AT WORK you must carry around a security card and unlock all the doors yourself. IN PRISON you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK you get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON you get your own toilet. AT WORK you have to share. IN PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK you can not even speak to your family and friends. IN PRISON all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all. AT WORK you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners. IN PRISON you spend most of your life looking through the bars from the inside wanting to get out. AT WORK you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. _________________ ph34r the cheese Posted: 09-03-2002 01:02 AM TuMTuM Will code HTML for food! Joined: 17 Feb 2002 Posts: 425 You forgot the free ass rape in prison! Posted: 09-08-2002 03:39 PM Sheled Wishing I never found this place Joined: 24 Mar 2002 Posts: 25 lol tumtum _________________ Sheled GOOd! Posted: 09-09-2002 02:58 PM Sv-Korn DESiDENCE Joined: 07 Jun 2002 Posts: 158 In prison : Your kept in a cell all night At Work : Your Not A few reasons why prison is better than work  Mindcontroll Forum Index » >>>>>>>>>> TALK GOES HERE <<<<<<<<<< You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You can vote in polls in this forum All times are GMT - 5 Hours   Page 1 of 1   All Posts1 Day7 Days2 Weeks1 Month3 Months6 Months1 Year Oldest FirstNewest First  Select a forum>>>>>>>>>> TALK GOES HERE FlashVideo/AudioWack off juice.Programs/Programming DevelopmentHardwareStuff You've Made!Sigs And Avatars

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