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After the UN's refusal to allow Bush to officially rule the world, the president of the USA has finally decided to tell the truth about his reasons to attack Iraq.
"It's all about the mustache" claims GW Bush. Bush believes "mustache is a threat to our little american children".

As we all know, more and more iraqis have a mustache. The following graph describes the noticeable increase of mustaches in iraq and in the rest of the world.

Bush considers this as a threat. "I will NOT accept mustaches in my own country. The mustache must be banned from everywhere, including europe." says Bush. Here's proof that we are already surrounded by the mustache and that it should be considered a real threat :

According to the FBI and CIA, shops in Iraq started aiming at the youth market, by selling fake mustaches like those :

Teens are adults can already purchase what is known as "mustache grower" that will allow the iraqi mustache to take over the world.

Fortunately, Bush has presented Bob as an exemple to young americans. His picture will be posted in every american school and maybe canadian ones. Bush wants every young american to
look like Bob.

"I don't think any parent in this world wishes to see their children addicted to the mustache. If you know anybody who wears one of them, please stay away from them and report these terrorists to the nearest police station. kthxbye." : Those are the last words of our beloved president during his "shave 'em all" operation presentation conference.

And now for something completely different:

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